Chelsea HandlerI never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.
About This Quote
This is a very funny statement. Everybody has at least one friend that he or she knows better than anyone else, but no one ever realizes that they are this close to the person they love. I understand why you don't say the things you really want to, but if you were to do so, you would have the greatest friends in the world. You would also not be alone, because there would be someone who understands you.
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